17- Avval amoozesh ba'd tajrobe

ba salam

har chi ke bishtar migzare, tafavot haye kuchik ke baese tafavot bozorg dar natayej mishe, bishtar baram roshan mishe. hadafam az neveshtane in post in nist ke bekham az systeme canadayi taarif konam o az iran bad begam, serfan be in khater hast ke shayad zarreyi komak kone ke system e khodemun o behtar konim

kholaseye kolle harfam ine ke : avval amoozesh mibinan ba'd tajrobe mikonan (system e canadayi), na inke avval tajrobe mikonan ba'd yad migiran (baad az kolli talaf shodan e omr o energy va pool va beghole khodemun sooti)(system e irani)

masalan sad mizanim, amma baad az inke tamum shod mishkane , mirim khareji ha ro miarim baadesh mifahmim ke nabayad ru gosal sad zad, taze, aya in tajrobe be baghie ham enteghal dade mishe?

masalan avval mosir nemishan va kolli zarar be sazman ham az lahaze mali, ham az lahaze pishraft va ham az lahaze ravani be karmandan nemizanan va baadan yad begiran ke che juri modiriyyat konan, avval amoozesh mibinan, baadan doreye kar amoozish o migzarunan va arum arum tu sazman mian bala.

man in harf o be baazi az dustan zadam, pedar e eskandar e maghduni goft ke pesaram yek padeshah sakhte mishe, be donya nemiad. amma engar tu keshvare ma modiran zadeh mishan ya inke gahi ham sabz mishan ye jurayi.

man ye zamani motekhasses e vazife budam tu rah ahan e tabriz ke beyne shahrestan ha avval hast. rayise edare vaghti behesh goftam printer goshash tekun khord, yaani inke nashnide bud ta un ruz, hatta baad az inke man chandin bar tekrar kardam akharesh ham natunest talaffozesh kone, in fard 3-4 sale pishesh dar jolfa shagerd naghash bude. bezarin tozih bedam, shomarehayi ke mizanan ru wagon shablon e felezzi dare, shagerd negahesh mizare va naghash ba ghalamoo rangesh mikone, hala hesab konin chejuri shode ke injuri shode, man har chi fekr mikardam aghlam be jayi ghad nemidad, akharesh fahmidam ke taraf famil e modir kol hast.

hadafe man maskhare kardan ya inke matnaye eterazi neveshtan nis, har chand man hamishe goftam agar saket benshinim khianat kardim.

in term man yek darsi daram be esme "Initiation a la recherche" ke be farsi mishe "dar amadi bar tahghigh"

in yek darse 1 vahedi hast ke 5 hafte tashkil khahad shod va emtehani ham nadare va serfan baad az har jalase bayad resumeye un jalase ro benevisim va jalaseye baadesh tahvil bedim

va amma manzuram az matrah kardane in mozoo: in dars ejbari hast va hame in o pass mikonan, dar in dars ostade marbute hame chiz o ke yek daneshju lazem khahad dasht ro amoozesh mide, site haye mokhtalefesh o moarrefi mikone va mesal haye amali mizane.

chizayi ke amoozesh dade mishe gahi sal ha ba'd lazem khahad shod, masalan inke chejuri yek gharardade tahghigh o ba yek jaye dige emza koni va che item hayi ro tush begonjuni, ya inke zamani ke yek tahghigh o ro anjam dadi copy rightesh male ki hast ya inke zamani ke tez e daneshjuyi ro neveshti che karha bahash mishe kard va kodumesh motabar tar hast va ...

yadame ostad goft ke agar shoma baraye anjam dadane project e daneshjuyitun pooli nagerefte bashin haghe copy ba shoma hast va hatta agar kasi ba ejazeye shoma un o jayi chap kard va kami taghyir dad mitunin behesh begin ke az taghyiratesh khoshetun nayumade va un bayad avazesh kone

haminjuri tu kelas yade ye khatereyi oftadam ke yeki az bache ha projectesh o anjam dade bud va ostadesh borde bud va 5 million toman furukhte budesh va unam az bas misookht kolli bad o borah migoft

shoma yad migiri ke kollan chejuri va az che tarigh hayi dar canada project begiri, burs begiri, che juri mishe hemayat haye mali gereft va inke zamani ke mikhahid presentation dashte bashid che karayi bayad bokonid ya inke manabe e shoma baraye dastrasi be ettelaat chejuri hast va shoma ta che haddi ejazeye amal darin va kolli matalebe dige

yadame ke ina ro ma avval dardesaresh o mikeshim va baadan shayad yad begirim. sade begam, tu iran daneshju ha shooroo mikonan be neveshtan e payan nameh dar halike amoozeshe khasi nadidan ke aslan che juri beran donbale ettelaat va che hagh o hoghughi daran va che juri mitunan hemayat e mali dashte bashan va ...

ketabkhuneye daneshgah e elm o sanat o kheyli az shoma yadetun miad, fekr konam hanuzam bache ha miran tush o khodeshun donbale ketab migardan, albatte un zaman ham index haye kaghazi va computeri bud, albatte bache ha migoftan ke index haye computeri kamle nis. adam fekr mikone ke kheyli ketab unja hast, amma man zamani ke inja mizane ketab hash o didam fahmidam ke maha aslan be ketab ahamiyyat nemidim. taze khodayish chand dar sad az un ketab ha fanni bud va be darde ma mikhord. nesf bishtareshun ke ketab haye sad ta yeghaz budan ke shayad ye bar ham estefade nemishodan.

yadame ye zamani aslan nemizashtan beri makhzan va bayad esme ketab o midadi va ye khanume miraft o un o miavord ya inke tebghe maamool miyumad o migoft bordanesh.

amma inja ketabkhune mesle kheyli chizaye dige ru internet hast, shoma vaghti dari ba dustanet ghahve mikhori va ye dafe fek mikoni ke aya in ketab o mituni az ketab o begiri ya na, nemikhad fekr koni ke alan zohre, taatile, nahare , namaze, ya inke ... kafiye ba laptop ye link o click koni va search koni, albatte in o ham begam ke inja wireless LAN dare va har jaye
daneshgah ke bashi internet ham dari

inja har reshteyi masoole makhsus dare ke mitune be shoma be soorat e takhassosi komak kone, masalan hamin khanum ke sitesh o ham ine:

http://bibliotheque.uqac.ca/personnel/mclaughlin_carroll.php

masoole mast, faranse va english ro yeki behtar az yeki sohbat mikone va da kelas site e ketabkhune va emkanatesh o tozih dad va goft ahe dust darid be soorat e guruh haye 2 nafari ba man harar bezarid va man khode ketab khune ro be shoma neshun bedam. ezafe konam ke ishun lisanse olum tarbiati nis va famile rayis daneshkade ham nis, balke fogh lisans e administration hast

kholaseye kalam inke tu system e canadayi dastresi be etellaat az bas rahat hast ke bavar kardani nis, dar halike shoma system haye ma ro negah konid , dar danehgah, sherkat ha va... har cheghadr ma zar zadim ke system e documentation va dastresi be ettelaat daghune tu raja be jayi ghad nadad. ketabkhune haye inja hame be ham vasl hastan, yaani inke age ketabi ro inja natunesti peyda koni mituni be masoolet begi va un o az ye daneshgah e dige begire va biare, ya inke dar khast bedi barat bekharan age kheyli vajeb o mohem hast barat.

komak haye mali taarif shode barye conference ha va namayeshgah ha va ... dar halike har cheghadr man o hamid rezayi goftim baba daneshkade haddeaghal baraye print e payan nameh 50% takhfif bede nashod ke nashod. n ta conference ham raftim amma darigh az yek rial.

yek nokteye jaleb ham begam ke moteassefane kheyli man o azar midad zamani ke ba in masayel ruberu mishodam. jaryan dar morede dide ensan ha hastesh, che juri begam, bezarin mesal bezanam, bazi kardane game tu sherkat ya inke raftan o charkh zadan tu site haye interneti. in chand ruze akhir shenidam ke hamash daran mahdud mikona ke felani shoma emruz inghad download kardin va ya rayis roasa goftan ke accout haye internet o mahdud konan, ma in account o dadim ke dar jahate kar haye sherkat bashe na inke shoma beri bourse ro check koni. man vaghean nemitunam bara khodam khurd konam ke chejuri mishe ke ye adami fekr kone ke yek karand dar bast dar ekhtiare sherkat hast va age masalan raft o ye site e bourse o check kard dar jahate karaye sherkat nabude va eshkal darad, un ham az noe shar ee

bayad begam, in adam ha nistan ke dar bande sherkat hastan, in sherkat ha hastan ke daran baraye jame eye ensanie ma kar mikonan, age man fek ardam ke ba mashin ha tarafam eshtebah fek kardam, mikham begam ke atefeye karmand, kargar, moshkelatesh, tafrihatesh, salamatie ravani va jesmish, refahesh va hameye inha daghdagheye sherkat ha va sazman ha bashe. inja man didam ke karmand ha game bazi mikonan, amma hamin ha hastan ke zamani ke kar dari be behtarin nahv anjam midan, ba khoshruyi va vejdane kari. pas chera karmand haye daneshkadeye ma nashod ye bar ghor nazanan, chera nashod man beram pishe hamkaram o un man o napichune?

bezarin ye jure dige faghat soal o matrah konam, be nazare shoma yaran e emam zaman ke mikhan behesh komak konan che jur adam hayi khahand bud? adam hayi ke namaz o ruze va zakat o khomseshun be ja khahad bud va kareshun faghat ebadat o inast? man hamishe ba khodam fekr mikonam, migam akhe emam zaman adami ke joz in chiza kari nakarde ro mikhad chikar, kasi be darde jame e mikhore ke gerehi ro az kare yeki baz kone, hala in vazifash hast ya inke azafe bar vazifash anjam mide in karo. jame e ye ma ham hamine, yek adami ke bekhad faghat bodo e donbale kare sherkat aya ishtar be darde jame eye moslemin mikhore ya inke adami ke vazifeye karish o anjam mide va karaye dige ro ham anjam mide, be tafrihesh mirese, be khanevadash mirese, film negah mikone, varzesh mikone va be chizaye dige ham alaghmande va ... motmaen hastam ke ma ha enghadi kar nadarim ke begim ke 8-12 saati ke dar khedmate sherkat ya edareyi ke kar mikonim hastim hamash o bayad kar konim.

harf az amoozsh o tajrobe shooroo shod va be inja keshid. ye khatereye dige az system e irani migam o harfam o tamum mikonam, man ye dusti tu tabriz daram ke diplom e ensani gereft o baadesh ham modiriat e sanati khund o estekhdam e bank shod. in bande khoda computer nadasht va hagighati ke vujud dare ine ke az computer ham kheyli saresh nemishod. gharar bud ke ina ro befrestan amoozesh o in harfa, chand ruzi raft o az in harfaye gholombe solombe ke hich vaght be dardesh nemikhord yad gereft amma chizi ro ke kare har ruzesh bud chi shod? behesh goftan mirin unja yad migirin.

kholase in duste ma raft sare kar. sare kar raftanesh mosadef shod ba tablighate bank e saderat bara ghore keshi, 2 ruz baadsh ke didamesh goftam che khabar? goft man o kardan tahvildar va masoole baz kardane hesab ha, migoft tu in 2 rooz bish az 550 ta hesab baz kardam dar halike mahe gozashte faghat 2 ta hesab baz shode bude. porsidam: hala behet yad dadan ke chikar koni ya na? goft na, goftam shukhi nakon mage mishe(akhe midunestam ke in baba baeede ke betune ostadesh kone injur barname haro) goft na, haminjuri faghat un babayi ke kenaram neshaste bud vaghti azash soal mikardam ye chizayi migoft. migift kolli ham saf bud va mellat ghor ham mizadan, hala shoma khodetun ghezavat konin.

daghighan hamin barname baraye yeki az dustanam ke banke sepah estekhdam shod ettefagh oftad.

chera rahe duri mirin, KHODE MAN, vaghti umadam raja, ta befahmam chi be chie va ki be kie chand ruz gheybat rad shod o kolli masayele dige ke man baad az 8 mah fahmidam. taze aghayun zabuneshun ham deraz bud ke chera shoma be ma zud nagoftin, manam goftam sharmande, man nemidunestam ke shoma baram gheybat rad kardin, sanian, hich jaye donya 1 sal baad az estekhdam doreye badve khedmat nemizaran va be jaye ghavanin o karayi ke bayad havasemun bashe bian shomareye wagon began unam 2 ruz az sob ta shan. khoda shahede hameye ina raste, bi kam o kast, taze man sare in amoozesh bahsam shod va dar akhar natije giri injuri shod ke jeddi mikhad shulughesh kone. bache ha ham behem goftan ke jeddi gir nade. va bedin tartib bud ke system e irani shekl gereft.

bebakhshdi ke ziad shod, shad o movaffagh bashid
Ebrahim

16-Daneshgah va kelas ha

(in aks moteallegh be estakhre daneshgah nis, aslan daneshghah estakhri nadare!!)

salam
kheyli ha az man dar morede kelas ha soal mikonan. daneshgah UQAC faransavi zaban hast va kelas ha faransavi bargozar mishan, amm az unjayi ke taakide system e amuzeshiye inja bar chizaye amali hast, shoma makhsusan dar fogh lisans va doctora course nadari. baad az 2 term miri baraye reseach va faghat ba ostad haye moshaver va rahnemaye khodet kar mikoni ke unha ham ba english moshkeli nadaran.

soalat do zabane (English and Francais) dade mishe va va shoma ba har kodum ke dust dari mituni javab bedi. homework ha ro ham haminjuri, english ya faranse, har kodum ke rahati.

yek chizi ke vujud dare in hast ke inja chizi ke ina ro pish andakhte in nis ke inha IQ shun 180 e ya inke system haye khafani daran ke ma nadarim, fargheshun ine ke az tamame chiza saay mikonan be soorate vagheyi estefade konan, masalan chetor? alan migam:

mesdaghe in jomle ke: baraye movaffagh budan lazem nis nabeghe bashid, kafist yek ghadam jolotar bashid.

inha yek ghadam az ma jolotarand. ma ham unja email darim, shabake darim, internet darim, amma farghe ma ba ina chie:

inja hameye kara ba email anjam mishe, yaani har daneshju yek ID hast va tamame chizash ba hamin ye email anjam mishe. vaghti darsi ro sabte nam mikonin, ye group tashkil mishe va ostad zamani ke peygham mikhad bede be hame send mishe, dige lazem nis ostad befahme ke hassan tu kelas bud ya Michael ya Caterine. email o mizane be group e coursesh va har kasi ham ke sabte nam karde bashe behesh email e mire va un mikhune, tavvajoh dashte bashin agar bekhayn ke har ruz bultin o check konin va bebinin ke vaght e kelas avaz shode va ya cancel shode va shoma be khatere ye dars az n sare tehran boland mishi miyay va ruzet o kharab mikoni va baadan mibini ke dirooz 3 baad az zohr zadan ke kelas tashkil nemishe che hali mishi? man khodam n dafe shode ke ye ettefaghi oftade va baadan goftan ke zade budan too board. akhe cheghade bayad check konim ke beinim aya chizi has ke ma bayad bedunim ya na?

az tarafi, man 2 hafte dir umade budam, hamash migoftam hala az koja befahmam ke ostad chi gofte va aslan che chizayi ro be bache ha ferestade va ... baadan didam ke har ostadi ye site e FTP dare va har chi ke lazem bashe mizare tu un, az sar fasle darsa gerefte ta zamne emtehanat o presentation ha va pdf e ketab ha, yaani man ham ke dir umade budam dar jaryane kar budam va lazem nabud beram naze in o un o bekesham ke toro khoda be manham jozveh bedin ya inke chi gofte be man ham begin o ....

vaghti sabte nam mikoni, baghiyeye karash khodesh anjam mishe, dige ba taarefe rah nemiyofti az inja be unja... hanuzam ke hanuze system elm o sanat dorost nashode. hameye bache haye khabgahi yadeshun miyad ke vaghti mikhastim khabgah begirim bayad avval sabte nam mikardim, baadesh miyumadim dar khast midadim va baadesh sabr mikardim ta tahvil bedan, bache hayi ke az shahrestan umade budam va masalan sabte nameshun 2 ruz dige bud miraftan tu namaz khune mikhabidan, unayi ham ke dir umade budam miraftan roo chaman ha, yadam miad ke baad ha hoseyniye ro ham bastan ta orduye amade saziye gordane elm o sanat amade beshe.

taze elm o sanat daneshgah e motabare mast, hala hesab kon ke tu daneshgah e vahede khorasgan che khabare... inja 2 ta department daran, ye daneshgah e fesgheli, 6500 daneshju hast, elm o sanat b un gindegi hamash moshkele ja darim, karmand az daneshju ziad tare va kar ham anjam nemishe. ma tu sherklate raja in hame emkanat darim, bavar konin ina bishtar az ma emkanat nadaran, faghat ba hamun email va shabakeye internet hame karashun o anjam midan.

email e shoma hame chiye shomas, bultin, khabar nameh, messenger, sabegheye tahsili, karname, va ... taze man kolli irad tush mibinam, tu iran bache hayi hastan ke age bekhan hamin system o tarrahi konan 100 barabar behtar anjam midan amma????

man zabunam mu dar avord ta bekham begam ke baba jun baraye har project ye site gozashte mishe va tamame update ha va messegae ha va ... tush hast va dige in hame name negari va adame natije anjam nemishe.

tu chizaye dige ham haminjure, ma hamishe vaghti vasele khuraki migirim ba baz kardaneshun moshkel darim, vaghti basteye namak migirim ba rikhtanesh tu namakdun moshkel darim, vaghti zarf mishurim hamash mitarsim ke ye chizi bere lule fazelab o begire, amma inja hameye tarrahi haye baste ha juri has ke fekre hame chiz shode va masraf konande niaz nis fosfor besuzune va ya vaght talaf kone, basteye namak mikhari khodesh juri baz mishe ke ye dahane dare va ba hamun har moghe ke khasti namak mirizi tu namakdun, baste hashun hatman juri baz mishan ke shoma rahat hastin, shir hashun juri baz mishe ke hamishe ham mituni daresh o bebandi va negahesh dari, ya inke fazelabashun o be andazeyi dar nazar gereftan ke age 4 ta berenj raft tu lule, ye ruze jomeye shoma ro kharab nakone va vaghti khanumetun seda mizane baz nagi ya abalfaz bazam ye kari dar umad.

man ham tabestun ham zemestun ba divarhaye khuneyi ke ejare karde budam moshkel dashtam, tabestun ke mishod oven va zemestun mishod freezer, bokhari ham javab nemidad, yaani vaghti mihkasti saret o bezari ru balesh sarmaye divar tu maghzet nufuz mikard, hamishe ye name sarmakhordegi ro dashtam. amm inja hameye divar ha ro aayegh kardan, man ba dastmae darze payin e rahr o ro mibastam amma ina kolllan hameye darhashun darzbandiye 100% hast va shoma na saro seda mishnavi na moshkele garm kardan ya sard kardane inja ro dari. ta zamani ham ke naftemun tamum beshe az in dar ha ham tu iran nemiad, ya inke sazandegan doros nemikonan.

kholase age bekham kolli detail o tozih bedam mishe ye ketab. ye chizi ham begam tu delam namune oghdeyi besham, ma 5 sal elm o sanat budim, hamash tu khak o khol zendegi kardim, az bas har ruz ye jayi ro mikandan o ye project rah mindakhtan, man nemidunam akhe daneshgahi ke az eddeaa mikone az 70 o andi sale pish ghedmat dare mage cheghade kar dare? in hame ham kar anjam mishe pas chera ma nadidim be dardemun bokhore, tanha chizi ke vujud dasht in bud ke miyumadim footbal bazi konim mididim az jaye dige umadan va migan ke ma inja ro ejare kardim, ya inke 18 mah raja budam, mani ke khoreye estakhr budam faghat yek bar ba bache ha tunestim berim estakhr unam ba che badbakhtiyi, engar mikhastim berim koreye merrikh az bas dardesar dasht, akharesh nafahmidim ina mikhastan ye estakhr ejare konan chi shod? ejare kardan ya na? age zang zadin goftan darim gharardad o mibandim bedunin durugh migan, man ham ghabl az eyd zang zadam hamin o goftan, shoma bayad hamun saate edari tashrif bebarin un sare donya majmue varzeshiye rah ahan ke tu iran baad az majmue varzeshiye enghelab dovvomi hast, saate mojaze karmandan ham 4shanbe ha 8-10 hast va yekisham 7-9 bud, 8-10 ke berin bayad un ruz o morekhasi begirin, 7-9 ham ke berin, mirin unja keshidegiye tandon ya gereftegiye mahiche migirin ba ambulans bayad beri khunatun va az fardash biyofti donbale dava doctoro aks o bime va khodetun ke behtar midunin.

gheymat haye inja vahshatnake, nesbat be dar amade ma, amma ina ke khodeshun 3-4 hezar dollar migiran che baki daran ke 2 dollar bedan be utubus vahedeshun ya inke 5 dollar bedan be sandwichesh un? hesab konin, inja estakhr miri unam ba che emkanati, har jalas 2 dollar, age kargar ham bashi migiri 2000 ta va hardafe estakhr ke beri mishe yek hezarom o hoghugh. ma be invane mohanse mamlekat 300 toman hoghughemun o aslan begu 600 toman (be sharti ke 100 saat ezafe kari ro por koni) mikhastim berim varzesh ke narim motad beshi sar bare jame e beshim, har dafe mikhastim berim estakhr ke pulesh az ye taraf sar be falak mizad va dardesar hash ham ye jure dige baes mishod ke begi, hamun behatr ke ba sigar hal konim. ba rasoul o Amirhassan raftim estakhr bilitesh 5000 tomanbud (haminesh mishe 10 hezarome hoghugh), kolli ham pule ajans shod va hamun dafeye avval o akharemun ham bud, bemanad ke abe estakhr chand mah bud avaz nashode bud va dustane modiremun be khatere inke dar hazine ha sarfejuyi konan be jaye kolor vaytex rikhte budan tu estakhr.

hadafam az in harfa aslan in nabud ke bekhaym be ghole baazi ha vatan furushi konim, inha haghayeghi bud ke man khodam ba cheshme khodam daram mibinam o ghebte mikhoram, be inke ma ru in hame servat darim zendegi mikonim amma ba un vaziyat, albatte doroste ke Canada gole sarsabade G8 e yaani inke pul tu in mamlekat micharkhe va bad juri ham micharkhe, amma inha kesani hastan ke ye vajab zamin nadaran ke goje tush bekaran, sib zamini tush bekaran ya inke nafti chizi dashte bashan ke befrushan, mogheiyyate keshvareshunam juri hast ke vaghti khoda dasht zamin ro beyne keshar ha taghsim mikard iran nafare avval bude ke behtarin ja ro gerefte va canada ham dir reside hamin o behesh andakhtan.

va amma natijeye akhlaghi: adam hayi ke badbin hastan ya inke hamash palse e manfi midan be hich dardi nemikhoran, pas kollan hich moghe oaye harfe una nashinid, age mikhaym ke ma ham liaghate hamchin zendegi ee ro dashte bashim, rahesh sakht nis, kheyli rahate, az khodemun shooroo mikonim va aslan ham be baghie kari nadarim, age faghat kari ke behemun misparand ro juri anjam bedim ke vejdanet razi bashe kafi has. nemihkad fek koni ke mazhakeye baghiye mishi ya inke bara khodet dardesar mishe. aslan nemikhad ekhtera koni ya inke har ja rafti bekhayt system o dorost koni, to khodet o dorost kon hame dorost mishan, vahame yaani ma va ma ham yaani iran.

omid varam ke khastatun nakarde basham,
az inke bazam ziad shod sharmandam, amma in hame vaght ta hala hadar dadim inam rush
Ebrahim Jeddi

15-harf e akhar

Aslan ghasdam in nabud ke in hame benevisam, ama shod dige. Kheyli ha khaaste budam ke taarif konam, man ham khaastam agar kesi vaghean mikhad bedune, hala mitune ba detail bedune, omid varam ke razi konande bashe va ruzi berese ke hame az mamlekate ma taarif konan va be maanaye vagheyi shayesteye ma hast. Enshallah!

Age soale khosusi ya nazari ya fohshi chizi dashtin mitunin be addresse ejeddi@gmail.com befrestin.

Ebrahim Jeddi

14-Hala berim soraghe badi haye Canada

Inja rayis jomhur ha ke bashi vatanet nis. Vagheam man ke ehsasam ye jure digast, vaghti tu iran hastam ehsase ta’allogh mikonam va vaghti ham mikham az jibam bebakhsham migam ke mire tu jibe ham vatan ham amma inja chi? Albatte gure be gure beshe vatani ke kharab abad bashe ta inke mardomesh behesh posht konan, amma ma tu iran kheyli chiza darim ke arzeshmand hast va kheyli chiza darim ke bayad dorostesh konim va kheyli chiza darim ke darim az dastesh midim. Yeki az chizayi ke inja mash hud hast ine ke mardomesh ba inke kolli hatta tahsil karde hastan eteghadate sosti daran, manzuram eteghadate dini hast. Kheyli didam ke inja migan I don’t believe in God. Ya inke ye seri chizayi mibini ke be aghle adam ha shak mikoni. Nemidunam, shayad vaghti ina ham mar o mibinan fek mikonan ma divune im, masalan 17-18 saat ghaza nemikhorim. Inja ham apartment ee haye man ke vaghti mibinan taajjob mikonan ke chejuri ma tahammol mikonim, amma jaleb hast barashun ke ma aslan khiyalemun nis ke ruze hastim. Az ma soal mikonan va man va duste aljazayerimun ke sonni hast migim ke har chizi tamrin hast.

Yekishun ke swiss ee hast va bahash bahs mikardam migoft ke too iran amare khod koshi cheghadr hast? Man ke barash tozih dadam bavaresh nashod, goft tu swiss kheyli ziad hast. Inha hamash bekhatere eteghad haye mardom e mast ke ghavi hast va midunan tu zendegi chikar mikonan.

Yeki dige az za’af haye inja, system e behdashteshe, man ke khodam karam nayoftade va omid var hastam ke hich vaght nayofte, amma az kesani ke raftan shenidam bavar kardani nis, avvalan ke vaghti beri bayad beri pezeshke omumi. Age un tashkhis dad ke bayad beri pishe moptekhasses un moghe mituni beri. Ya inke bayad tashkhis bedan ke ozat urjansi hast va ella bayad vaysi tu nobat va har moghe kasi umad ke urjansi bud bayad monazer bemuni, ye nafar az irani ha inja migoft ke man be khatere sard darde shadidi ke dashtam vabaad ha fahmidam ke menanjit hast saate 8 pm raftam va az bas dard keshidam ke dashtam mimordam va saate 3-4 sobh be man nobat resid. Ya inke yeki migoft man tu montreal raftam doctor chon sarma khorde budam, az sob ta baad az zohr neshastam tu nobat. Gheymate daru ha ro ke asla naporsin, migoft 2 barg adult cold dade 25 dollar shod.

Yeki dige az moshkelate maskharash ine ke ba inke in keshvar keshvare avvale G8 hast ama dar peyda kardan kar bara afrade bikar aajez hast, yaani inke kare professional peyda kardan kheyli sakhte tush, va maamoolan kar ha kare khadanati hastan.

Ye seri chi ham inja hast ke kheyli jalebe ke tu iran ba akse ine. Soma bekhayn ye daste check begirin cheghade dang o fang dare? Inja man raftam ye hesabbaz kardam ba mojudiye 0 va goftan check ham mikhayn, goftam are, 3 ta barg check ham behem dadan. Shenidam ke vaghti ye check bekhabuni be hesabet ke naghd koni, age checke bargasht bokhore 6-7 dollar jarimat mikonan. Va kheyli chizaye dige ke tu iran bar akse, masalan inja age pul bezari tu bank, bayad pul beheshun bedi na inke una behet sud bedan.

Tu iran hame chiz ba farhange khodemun fit hast, masalan inke sobune barbariye dagh mizani ba panire tabriz va chay shirin ya kalle pache ba sangake dagh cheghadr hal mide? Dame azan az hame ja sedaye azan miyad cheghad hal mide? Dame eftar hame mishinan paye sofre ha hame chiz montabaghe ba mahe ramezan hast hali mide ke hichi jash o por nemikone. Ensan ham omresh ba hamin chiza por mishe, shakki nadashte bashin. Albatte baazi vaght ha ham kheyli fit mishe va mizane az un var dar miad, masalan dame eftar system e haml o naghl kolle mamlekat mikhabe, ya inke kafiye ye shabe taatil bashe ke dige ranande taxi ha khoda ro bande nistan. Man nemidunam adam bayad kodum tikeye masale ro bebine. Ghezavat ro mizaram be ohdeye khodetun.

13-savareh az piade khabar dare…

Yeki dige az chizayi ke tu inja vaghean tafavotesh mahsus hast in hast ke in hame adam ke ba mashin haye modern raft o amad mikonan ta vaghti mibinan ke aber e piade mikhad az jolosun rad beshe az faseleye 20 metri ya kamtar negah midaran. Baazi moghe ha ke az khiabun haye asli rad mishi va yeho vasate khiabun sabz mishe hich mashini tekun nemikhore. Ta inke shoma ba khiale rahat rad beshi. Dige lazem nis ke man begam vaghti tu iran yaru bebine shoma dari ba dast haye por az khiabun rad mishi az 100 metri shooroo mikone be gaz dadan ba bughe momtad ta inke vaysi agha rad beshe. Hamishe migam ina ke in hame hal mikonan inja ba mashin hashun hagheshune, vaghean kheyli shoo oor va zarfiyat mikhad. yaani vaghean inja savare az piade khabar dare. Sir az gorosne ro nemidunam, amma shenidam ke ye seri ja hast ke miran afrad khodeshun o moarrefi mikonan va hafte be hafte mirad mayahtaj ham migiran, be nazar miad tu shahr haye bozorg bashe.

Va amma az khosh barkhordishun va inke ba arbab ruju mesle doshmane khuni barkhord nemikonan, in o ghablan ham goftam amma inja ye khanumi bud ke migoft man 3 sal faranse budam va una aslan kheyli asabi hastan va javabet o be in rahati ha nemidan, amma ina vaghean be kare arbab ruju miresan. Kheyli pish umade ke masalan ma raftim donbale ye kari va taraf shooroo karde be zang zadan donbale kare ma, chizayi ke tu iran 100% migan boro az felani bepors bia, ya inke felan chiz o biar va bia, amma ina khodeshun miran donbalesh. Albatte nokhale ham tushun hastaa, vali khob kollan vaghean kheyli aali hast.

Man adami nistam ke bekham shulughesh konam, alan bekham az noghate zaafe canada begam be andazeye hamin ham mishe matlab nevesht. Serfan un chizi ro ke didam daram migam va aslan nemikham begam ke iran hamash bade va canada hamash khube.

Manzure kolliye man ine ke hich kasi aziztar nis magar tu vatane khodesh. Ye seri hastan ke posht mikonan be mamlekateshun, albate na inke khianat mikonan, amma juri sohbat mikonan ke engar az unja nayumadan, manzure man in hast ke narahat konandast ke chera ma in chiza ro mibinim o midunim o dust darim amma nemikhaym ye tekun be khodemun bedim. Chera vaghti kesi be onvane arbab ruju miad hamash mikhaym bepichunimesh, chera hamash dus darim ke siasat ha ro juri bechinim ke afrad ro goshne va nadid badid bar biarim. Yadame ye ostadi dashtim be esme aghaye Dr. bidahri ke ostade zabanemun bud, khoda hefzesh kone, ruze akhar be ma goft: shoma ha hamtun bozorg mishin o mirin va post haye mokhtalef tu in mamlekat ro tu dastetun migirin, amma shoma ro be khoda ghasam midam ke 3 ta chiz ro hargez faramush nakonin, amuzesh, amuzesh, amuzesh. Goft: un fardi ke nemidune ke chejuri raftar kone ya amal kone ke khatari ya narahati ee bara digaran nadashte bashe in nis ke ahamiyyat nemid, in nis ke dark nemikone, ine ke amuzesh nadide, har chizi yad gereftane.

Inja chizi ke malmuse ine ke hich kasi be hich kasi zur nemige, yaani khub raftar mikone va ba raftaresh neshun mide ke in kar khube va shoma ham yad migiri. Man inja kheyli mikhandam, yani inja aslan yad gereftam ke khoshru basham, har chand hanuz kheyli ba inha tafavot daram, inja vaghti kesi kesi ro mibine ghiafe nemigire, mesle asansore tu raja. Aslan niazi nis ke shoma taraf o beshnasi ya na, vaghti cheshmeshun be cheshmet biofte zudi behet salam mikonan. Aya in gofteye peyambar bud ya ma….?! Man kheyli saram umade ke vaghti mirim tu ye otaghi tu ue edare ya inke joloye mize yeki taraf ta chand min aslan tavajjohi behet nemikone.

Baazi moghe ha mogoftam ke chera Dr. Hesabi az daneshgahi mesle Prinston dast keshid o umad tu iran va un hame badbakhti saresh umad. Hala ye chizayi dare dastgiram mishe. Dastan e zendegiye Dr. Hesabi ke pesaresh mohands hesabi neveshte kheyli khundani hast, esme ketab ostade eshgh hast ke man moteassefane natunestam chape jadidesh o peyda konam o bara khodam dashte basham.

Bargardim be masayele mali ke maamoolan hame dus daran, man inja ye lap top kharidam be moshakhssate zir:

Toshiba
CPU Intel Core Duo 2 GHz
DDR 2 GB
Hard 160 GB
15.4 inch ba webcam

Ensafan berin gheymat o tu site haye irani check konin ya tu bazar bebinin aslan chizi ba in moshakhasat peyda mikonin ya na? man ye meghdar gashtam va system haye payin tar az in o didam ke midan hodude 1.5 million toman. Man in o inja kharidam 900 toman ba windowse vista rush, original va yek sal garantiye vagheyi.

Amma vasayele digeye computer daghighan bar akse irane, chera? Nemidunam, mouse az un ghadimi hash az 15 dollar shooroo mishe. Ye cable e shabake kharidam ke kollan shod 16000 toman chizi ke shoma tu iran 1000 toman ham peyda mikoni, na hal nadari beri bazar, az sare kuche migiri 2 toman.

Ye pesare hast tu future shop tu inja ke man bahash sohbat kardam va baham taghriban dust shodim, pesare khubi hast va rahnemayiye dorost o hesabi mikone. Vaghti goftam ke irani hastam kami sare sohbat shooroo shod o ba ham raftim sare internet o ba google map mantagheye iran o neshun dadam o inke mardoman ba che zabun hayi sohbat mikonan va…

Esmesh nicolas bud va dafeye dovvom ke raftam azash khastam ke ye mouse economic behem neshun bede, behem pishnehad kard ke ye wireless begiram, kollan 35 dollar shod amma azash razi hastam, microsoft ham hast amma hala mifahmam ke wirelss kheyli vaghean adam o rahat mikone, va asabet o nemirize be ham ke simesh hey baes mishe to eshtebah click koni.

Albatte man sare ghaziyeye laptop kami shans ham avordam chon takhfif khorde bud va gheymate aslish 1250 dollar bud, amma 350 dollar takhfif khorde bud va ma ham forsat o ghanimat shemordim o shak be khodemun rah nadadim.

Albatte ye chizi ham begam ke inja chon eghtesad azad hat gheymat ha ro gahi ham miparunan, masalan hamin cable shabale ro ke goftam raftam didam ke ye furushgahe dige hast 1 dollar. Amma faghat tulesh 1 metre jayi ke male man 2 metri hast. Ye chize bahal ham begam, zamani ke dashtam cable shabake ro mikharidam didam ke cable 90 santi 17 dolare, 2 metri 15 dolar va 7metri 24, az nicolas porsidam ke in chera injurie, goft in eshtebahi shode. Ba didan in chiza fahmidam ke inja tiz bazihaye kharid ba iran kheyli fargh mikone. Inja ye pesare aljazayeri hast ke be man mige to kheyli hesab ketab mikoni tu iran ehtemalan to kheyli chune mizadi, na? goftam baba dustaye man ba man miyumadan ke man barashun chune bezanam, taze unja man az baghali ham takhfif migereftamchizi ke dige hich kasi anjam nemide, hala inja ke gheymat o part mikonan ke dige hichi.

Man nemidunam aya chizi faramush shod ya na, albatte hatman ke faramush shode. Amma behtar didam ke baazi chiza ro nagam magar inke shoma bekhayn bedunin, kafiye email bezanin beporsin. Albatte aks ham ye seri andakhtam va ye seri dige ham mikham bendazam va bezaram too net ke bebinin.

12-kharid kardan, khub ya bad?

Yeki az chizayi ke kheyli bad hast inja bahse kharide, aslan mesle iran nis ke 10 ta superi va baghali bashe va har vaght khasti sare rah ye chizi begiri ya inke bachat o befresti sari ye chizi begire biad, inja aksaran mardom az furushgah haye gonde kharid mikonan ke maamoolan zanjireyi ham hast va dar tamame canada maaroofan. Tragedy az unja shuru mishe ke vaghti miri gheymat ha ro mibini shoke mishi, nakh suzan bare avval, badtarin chiza miveh va sabzi va nun hastan. Ma irani ha ke nun jozve ghazaye aslimun hast kheyli behemun bad migzare age nune sir nakhorim, mive ke hichi, goje farangi az 3000 toman shoroo mishe, mive ham hamintor, arzuntarin miveyi ke man inja didam, sib bude ke mesle sibe lobnan mimunan va az kiloyi 2500 toman shooroo mishe. Nun ha anvae mokhtalefi inja has. Ma kollan too iran beheshun migim nune fantezy, amma kheyli motefavet hastan, man ke saram nemishe.

Alan mahe ramezun has va man majbur shodam jafari begiram ke soup doros konam, taghriban 20 ta shakhe jafari shod 1 dollar. Behem gofte budan ke sabzi khoshk age khasti biar, amma man vaght nakardam va hala goftam ke az iran baram befrestan age inja bekhad injuri pish bere nemishe, akhe ye seri sabzi ham nadaran aslan, tanha chizayi ke man inja didam, kahu bud, ba jafari, kalam va torobcheh, dige az baghiyeye sabziha khabari nis, va 100 dollar ham bashe nemituni bekhari chon nis.

Vasayele barghi mesle irane va az iran ham behatre, har chizi ro mituni ba gheymate monaseb peyda koni, man ye seshvar kharidam va ye out. Out 7 dollari bud amma man marke black and decker vardashtam 10 dollar. Masalan coffee maker 10-12 dollar hast va hamzane barghi 8 dollar. Kheyli ham dorost o hesabi be nazar mian, dar kharideshun ham aslan tarsi vujud nadare. Tamamiye vsayele barghi inja yek sal garanti dare va har chishun beshe pulet o behet bar migardunan. Ye ghanune khubi ham ke vujud dare ine ke kollan har chi bekhari ta 2 hafte mituni bargarduni age razi nabudi, albatte baazi furushgah ha bishtar az in ham midan, masalan hamin chand ruz pish man ye jean kharidam va ta 3 mah age razi nabudam mnitunam baresh gardunam, yaani inke bepusham o beshuram va vaghti ke ehsas kardam ke puli ke behesh dadam nemiarze miram o pas midam va tamam o kamal pulam o migiram, shoma hich moshkeli ham dar in mored nadari baraye inke masoole marbutash male babash nis, male khodesh ham nis, saheb furush gah ha milliarder hastan va baraye reghabat che kar ha ke nemikoan.

Amma hala shoma fek mikoni ma inja chejuri pas miveh va nun mikhorim, aya in hame pulemun ziadi umade ya na. jaryan az in gharar hast ke vaghti miri tu furushgah ye seri chiza beheshun takhfif mikhore, haddeaghal 50% ham mikhoran maamoolan, masalan man ye balessh khastam bekharam ke gheymate aslish 16 dollar bud ama kharidamesh 5 dollar ya inke maamoolan mavadde ghazayi behesh 50% takhfif mikhore va estelahan inja beehsh migan “vente rapide” ya “quick sale”, un moghe hast ke shans be ma ru mikone va ma be andazeye masrafe ye haftamunmiveh migirim. Ye chizi hatta bishtar az ye kilo mishe gahi ham hamun ye kilo be 1 dollar.

Masalan 10 ta sib mishe va ya inke 8 ta shalil ya hulu ke bozorg hamhastan, na kheyli bozorg amma be rahati mishe beheshun goft motevasset. Ghabele tavajjoh ke inja dar ham o ina nadarim, taraf har chi dus dare var midare va aslan ye lak ham ru miveh ha vujud nadare. Makhsusan nun hashun va shirini hashun ke kheyli gerune vaghti takhfif mikkhore ma be andazeye ziad mikharim. Albatte pokhtane nun hamchin az raftane furushgah o peyda kardane nune takhfif khorde sakhtar va gerun tar nis, man khodam zamani ke vaght dashte basham va nun nadashte basham in kar o mikonam. Albatte alagheye shakhasi ham be ashpazi daram.

Inja khareji ha kheyli alaghmand shodan ke az ghzahayi ke man mipazam yad begiran, man ham ye jur kababe azarbaijani ba soup ro beheshun yad dadam.

Ye ghanuni ke vujud dare, bahse maliyat ya hamun tax hast, mayahtaje avvaliyeye zandegi tax nemikhoran mesle nun o shir o ina, amma nushabeh va snack o ina ke asli nistan 14% tax daran. Inja baazi chiza ham az iran kheyli arzuntar miyofte va baazi chiza ham hamun gheymat dar miad, maamoolan morabba hashun gheymateshun monaseb hast ya komput hashun ya inke nushabe hashun, inja maslan pepsi 24 ta botri begiri mishe 8 dollar amma age betuni takhfif khordash o peyda koni shenidam ta 2 dollar ham peyda mishe. Avazesh nushabashun asle, yaani canada dry mizani tu rag ya inke sprite ye coca cola va ya fanta.

Hava inja kheyli moteghayyer hast, barun haye shadid, bade tond, aftabi va garm, sharji, sard o suzan, dar yek ruz age began ke hameye ina ettefagh oftad man aslan taajjob nemikonam , amma age zamanik ke tu iran budam behem migoftam shak mikardam. Gheymate nun o yadam raft begam, ye chizi mesle baget haye khodemun inja 1 dollare, baazi moghe ha age betuni 6 ta baget kuchik peyda koni, una ham basteash 1 dolare, ya inke ye seri nun haye gonde tar daran ke 2 dolar hastesh.

1 litre shir az hodude 1300 toman shooroo mishe va gerun taresh ham hast, baazi hashun kiseyi hastan va 4-5 litr ye ja hastan ke arzun tar miyoftan amma bayad khanevade bashi ta barat besarfe ke begiri. Berenj ham gheymat haye mokhtalfi hast, man taghriban ye 10 kilooyi kharidam 9 dollar, ke basmati hastesh, berenj arzun tar az in ham hast gerun tar az in ham hast ke tu baste haye kuchiktar hastan.

Kare kheyli gerune, va panir, amma anvae panir hayi ke inja ina daran aslan ghabele moghayese ba iran nis, mast ke aslan sohbatesh o nakon, aslan enghadr gerune ke nemishe khord, man hamishe tajjob mikardam ke chera khareji ha mast nemikhoran ba ghazahsun ya inke dugh tushun aslan ravaj nadare. Khodeshun ham ba in gheymat hash nemikhoran, taghriban 4-5 barabare iran gerune, taze bishtar dus daran ke ba ta’am haye miveh bokhoran.

Sib zamini kiluyi 800-900 miyofte, ma ke in avakher sib zamini be hamin gheymat mikhordim baramun zur nadare in hame besolfim.

11-avvalin chiz

Avvalin chizi ke be cheshmet miyad,zibayiye fazaye shahrhashune va modern budane tamami chizashune, mashin hashun ke az hame raghami hast, ensafan ham tanavvo e mashin inja ye chize digast, kheyli jaleb hast ke kheyli ham gerun be nazar miresan amma mashine khub bekhay savar beshi hamchin ham gerun nis. Faghat bahsaye model o bimeh va garanti va ina hast ke baes mishe ke gheymat ha tafavot kone. Yaani tasavvor konin inja daneshju ha man didam ke mashin kharidan ba 900 dollar va ya 1700 dollar ke kollan karashun o ratgh o fatgh mikone va kheyli ham miarze. Fek nakonin ke masalan vaghti mashine 1000 dollari migiri injurie ke masalan daghune va alane ke daresh biofte payin, na, kheyli ham shik be nazar mian va vagheiyyati ke vujud dare ine ke man khodam hich vaght nemitunam tashkhis bedam ke ye mashin cheghadr miarze, faghat dar hadde inke marke maaroofi mesle ford o ferari va ina bashe ke tablo bashe mashinesham kheyli modern o jadid hast ve beduni ke in mashin 30-40 hezar ta miarze.

Neidunam goftam ya na, inke ejareye khabgah tu inja gerun tar az khunehaye birun hast, yeki az dalayelesh ine ke kheyli be daneshgah nazdike, dar hadde 1 min ba paye piade va shoma aslan niaz nadari ke mashin dashte bashi, dar gheyre in surat behtare mashin dashte bashi. Albatte tamame moteahhel ha mashin daran, hala ya 1000 dolarish o kharidan ya 10000 dolarisho, amma inke una barashun misarfe shakki nis.

Yeki dige az dalayele gerun budan khanbgah taghriban modern budaneshe, maamulan tu biroon khune ha ba sabke ghadimi hastan, har chand tamame emkanat o daran , yaani mituni shoma ba 250 dolar dar mah ye khuneye khub gir biari.

Inja kerayeye khabgah mahi 335 dolar hast ke zaheran mikhan majbur konan ke vasayele khodemun o ham bimeh konim ke momkene be 350-360 ta ham berese. Hame chiz dige gardane khodete, hala adam mige khabgah fek mikone yeki miad inja mesle khabgah haye iran har ruz sabun mirize too ja sabuni too dastshuyi ya inke nezafat mikone. Az in khabara nis, inja chizi be esme khadamat ma nadidim, tanha chizi ke hast ine ke age chizi kharab beshe shoma mituni zang bezani va peymankaraye ina miad dorostesh mikone, yaani peyman kar ke migam na inke mesle aghaye karim zadeh tu raja, yaani inke suzanne zang mizane be ye nafar va un miad ba ye van, va tamamie vasayelesh tushe va taamirat o anjam mide va mire.

Khabgah ye chizi ham dare ke baghiye momkene rushun nabashe, un ham ine ke shoma hich ghabzi nemidi va telfon ham dari va internete por sorat ham dari. Ensafan man ba hichi hal nemikonam magar ba in internete por sorat. Vaghean khodesh be tanhayi ye zendegi hesab mishe, heyf ke ma vaghean ma az in emkanat tu iran mahrum hastim, man nemidunam dalilesh chie amma age internete por sorat dashte bashim fek konam besyari az in moshkelate edari va ertebatiye ma ham hal mishe.

Bar akse baazi ha man fek mikonam ke ma kheyli ba inha tafavot nadarim, doroste ke ja andakhtane ye system vaghean kheyli zahmat o energy va vaght mikhad, amma unghadi ke kheyli ha fek mikonan nis.

Man hich vaght yadam nemire ke tu tehran az bas donbale khuneye ejareyi gashtam o ba che badbakhti yi khune ejare kardam o har dafe ham kolli vasayele zendegi ro az inja be unja bordam ke az zendegi sir shodam. Amma inja yeruze mituni hame karash o anjam bedi va hamun ruz beri tu khunat. Yaani tasavvoresh o hargez natunestam bokonam ta inke khodam umadam inja va didam, albatte agebekhay ye khuneye mostaghel begiri ye chizi hodude 500 ta mishe ke maamoolan moteahhle ha injuri ejare mikonan, amma mojarada ha tarjih midan ke share bashe ta hazineye kamtari bedan, hatte inke tanah nabashan. Nemidunam che juri hast amma inja az in bahsa nadarim ke yaru pul gero negah dare va kolli dadgah tashkil bede ke n nafar ham shahed bashe va age felan shod felan kone va age bahman shod felan kone va …. Inja zendegi ro sade migiran, be hamdige etemad mikonan, va az etemade hamdige sooe estefade nemikonan. Har kasi ham ke miad inja, ba in farhang hamahang mishe. Be nazare man age ye canadayi hambiad iran, eyne ma irani ha unja raftar mikone baad az ye moddati.