Saturday, September 29, 2007

16-Daneshgah va kelas ha

(in aks moteallegh be estakhre daneshgah nis, aslan daneshghah estakhri nadare!!)

salam
kheyli ha az man dar morede kelas ha soal mikonan. daneshgah UQAC faransavi zaban hast va kelas ha faransavi bargozar mishan, amm az unjayi ke taakide system e amuzeshiye inja bar chizaye amali hast, shoma makhsusan dar fogh lisans va doctora course nadari. baad az 2 term miri baraye reseach va faghat ba ostad haye moshaver va rahnemaye khodet kar mikoni ke unha ham ba english moshkeli nadaran.

soalat do zabane (English and Francais) dade mishe va va shoma ba har kodum ke dust dari mituni javab bedi. homework ha ro ham haminjuri, english ya faranse, har kodum ke rahati.

yek chizi ke vujud dare in hast ke inja chizi ke ina ro pish andakhte in nis ke inha IQ shun 180 e ya inke system haye khafani daran ke ma nadarim, fargheshun ine ke az tamame chiza saay mikonan be soorate vagheyi estefade konan, masalan chetor? alan migam:

mesdaghe in jomle ke: baraye movaffagh budan lazem nis nabeghe bashid, kafist yek ghadam jolotar bashid.

inha yek ghadam az ma jolotarand. ma ham unja email darim, shabake darim, internet darim, amma farghe ma ba ina chie:

inja hameye kara ba email anjam mishe, yaani har daneshju yek ID hast va tamame chizash ba hamin ye email anjam mishe. vaghti darsi ro sabte nam mikonin, ye group tashkil mishe va ostad zamani ke peygham mikhad bede be hame send mishe, dige lazem nis ostad befahme ke hassan tu kelas bud ya Michael ya Caterine. email o mizane be group e coursesh va har kasi ham ke sabte nam karde bashe behesh email e mire va un mikhune, tavvajoh dashte bashin agar bekhayn ke har ruz bultin o check konin va bebinin ke vaght e kelas avaz shode va ya cancel shode va shoma be khatere ye dars az n sare tehran boland mishi miyay va ruzet o kharab mikoni va baadan mibini ke dirooz 3 baad az zohr zadan ke kelas tashkil nemishe che hali mishi? man khodam n dafe shode ke ye ettefaghi oftade va baadan goftan ke zade budan too board. akhe cheghade bayad check konim ke beinim aya chizi has ke ma bayad bedunim ya na?

az tarafi, man 2 hafte dir umade budam, hamash migoftam hala az koja befahmam ke ostad chi gofte va aslan che chizayi ro be bache ha ferestade va ... baadan didam ke har ostadi ye site e FTP dare va har chi ke lazem bashe mizare tu un, az sar fasle darsa gerefte ta zamne emtehanat o presentation ha va pdf e ketab ha, yaani man ham ke dir umade budam dar jaryane kar budam va lazem nabud beram naze in o un o bekesham ke toro khoda be manham jozveh bedin ya inke chi gofte be man ham begin o ....

vaghti sabte nam mikoni, baghiyeye karash khodesh anjam mishe, dige ba taarefe rah nemiyofti az inja be unja... hanuzam ke hanuze system elm o sanat dorost nashode. hameye bache haye khabgahi yadeshun miyad ke vaghti mikhastim khabgah begirim bayad avval sabte nam mikardim, baadesh miyumadim dar khast midadim va baadesh sabr mikardim ta tahvil bedan, bache hayi ke az shahrestan umade budam va masalan sabte nameshun 2 ruz dige bud miraftan tu namaz khune mikhabidan, unayi ham ke dir umade budam miraftan roo chaman ha, yadam miad ke baad ha hoseyniye ro ham bastan ta orduye amade saziye gordane elm o sanat amade beshe.

taze elm o sanat daneshgah e motabare mast, hala hesab kon ke tu daneshgah e vahede khorasgan che khabare... inja 2 ta department daran, ye daneshgah e fesgheli, 6500 daneshju hast, elm o sanat b un gindegi hamash moshkele ja darim, karmand az daneshju ziad tare va kar ham anjam nemishe. ma tu sherklate raja in hame emkanat darim, bavar konin ina bishtar az ma emkanat nadaran, faghat ba hamun email va shabakeye internet hame karashun o anjam midan.

email e shoma hame chiye shomas, bultin, khabar nameh, messenger, sabegheye tahsili, karname, va ... taze man kolli irad tush mibinam, tu iran bache hayi hastan ke age bekhan hamin system o tarrahi konan 100 barabar behtar anjam midan amma????

man zabunam mu dar avord ta bekham begam ke baba jun baraye har project ye site gozashte mishe va tamame update ha va messegae ha va ... tush hast va dige in hame name negari va adame natije anjam nemishe.

tu chizaye dige ham haminjure, ma hamishe vaghti vasele khuraki migirim ba baz kardaneshun moshkel darim, vaghti basteye namak migirim ba rikhtanesh tu namakdun moshkel darim, vaghti zarf mishurim hamash mitarsim ke ye chizi bere lule fazelab o begire, amma inja hameye tarrahi haye baste ha juri has ke fekre hame chiz shode va masraf konande niaz nis fosfor besuzune va ya vaght talaf kone, basteye namak mikhari khodesh juri baz mishe ke ye dahane dare va ba hamun har moghe ke khasti namak mirizi tu namakdun, baste hashun hatman juri baz mishan ke shoma rahat hastin, shir hashun juri baz mishe ke hamishe ham mituni daresh o bebandi va negahesh dari, ya inke fazelabashun o be andazeyi dar nazar gereftan ke age 4 ta berenj raft tu lule, ye ruze jomeye shoma ro kharab nakone va vaghti khanumetun seda mizane baz nagi ya abalfaz bazam ye kari dar umad.

man ham tabestun ham zemestun ba divarhaye khuneyi ke ejare karde budam moshkel dashtam, tabestun ke mishod oven va zemestun mishod freezer, bokhari ham javab nemidad, yaani vaghti mihkasti saret o bezari ru balesh sarmaye divar tu maghzet nufuz mikard, hamishe ye name sarmakhordegi ro dashtam. amm inja hameye divar ha ro aayegh kardan, man ba dastmae darze payin e rahr o ro mibastam amma ina kolllan hameye darhashun darzbandiye 100% hast va shoma na saro seda mishnavi na moshkele garm kardan ya sard kardane inja ro dari. ta zamani ham ke naftemun tamum beshe az in dar ha ham tu iran nemiad, ya inke sazandegan doros nemikonan.

kholase age bekham kolli detail o tozih bedam mishe ye ketab. ye chizi ham begam tu delam namune oghdeyi besham, ma 5 sal elm o sanat budim, hamash tu khak o khol zendegi kardim, az bas har ruz ye jayi ro mikandan o ye project rah mindakhtan, man nemidunam akhe daneshgahi ke az eddeaa mikone az 70 o andi sale pish ghedmat dare mage cheghade kar dare? in hame ham kar anjam mishe pas chera ma nadidim be dardemun bokhore, tanha chizi ke vujud dasht in bud ke miyumadim footbal bazi konim mididim az jaye dige umadan va migan ke ma inja ro ejare kardim, ya inke 18 mah raja budam, mani ke khoreye estakhr budam faghat yek bar ba bache ha tunestim berim estakhr unam ba che badbakhtiyi, engar mikhastim berim koreye merrikh az bas dardesar dasht, akharesh nafahmidim ina mikhastan ye estakhr ejare konan chi shod? ejare kardan ya na? age zang zadin goftan darim gharardad o mibandim bedunin durugh migan, man ham ghabl az eyd zang zadam hamin o goftan, shoma bayad hamun saate edari tashrif bebarin un sare donya majmue varzeshiye rah ahan ke tu iran baad az majmue varzeshiye enghelab dovvomi hast, saate mojaze karmandan ham 4shanbe ha 8-10 hast va yekisham 7-9 bud, 8-10 ke berin bayad un ruz o morekhasi begirin, 7-9 ham ke berin, mirin unja keshidegiye tandon ya gereftegiye mahiche migirin ba ambulans bayad beri khunatun va az fardash biyofti donbale dava doctoro aks o bime va khodetun ke behtar midunin.

gheymat haye inja vahshatnake, nesbat be dar amade ma, amma ina ke khodeshun 3-4 hezar dollar migiran che baki daran ke 2 dollar bedan be utubus vahedeshun ya inke 5 dollar bedan be sandwichesh un? hesab konin, inja estakhr miri unam ba che emkanati, har jalas 2 dollar, age kargar ham bashi migiri 2000 ta va hardafe estakhr ke beri mishe yek hezarom o hoghugh. ma be invane mohanse mamlekat 300 toman hoghughemun o aslan begu 600 toman (be sharti ke 100 saat ezafe kari ro por koni) mikhastim berim varzesh ke narim motad beshi sar bare jame e beshim, har dafe mikhastim berim estakhr ke pulesh az ye taraf sar be falak mizad va dardesar hash ham ye jure dige baes mishod ke begi, hamun behatr ke ba sigar hal konim. ba rasoul o Amirhassan raftim estakhr bilitesh 5000 tomanbud (haminesh mishe 10 hezarome hoghugh), kolli ham pule ajans shod va hamun dafeye avval o akharemun ham bud, bemanad ke abe estakhr chand mah bud avaz nashode bud va dustane modiremun be khatere inke dar hazine ha sarfejuyi konan be jaye kolor vaytex rikhte budan tu estakhr.

hadafam az in harfa aslan in nabud ke bekhaym be ghole baazi ha vatan furushi konim, inha haghayeghi bud ke man khodam ba cheshme khodam daram mibinam o ghebte mikhoram, be inke ma ru in hame servat darim zendegi mikonim amma ba un vaziyat, albatte doroste ke Canada gole sarsabade G8 e yaani inke pul tu in mamlekat micharkhe va bad juri ham micharkhe, amma inha kesani hastan ke ye vajab zamin nadaran ke goje tush bekaran, sib zamini tush bekaran ya inke nafti chizi dashte bashan ke befrushan, mogheiyyate keshvareshunam juri hast ke vaghti khoda dasht zamin ro beyne keshar ha taghsim mikard iran nafare avval bude ke behtarin ja ro gerefte va canada ham dir reside hamin o behesh andakhtan.

va amma natijeye akhlaghi: adam hayi ke badbin hastan ya inke hamash palse e manfi midan be hich dardi nemikhoran, pas kollan hich moghe oaye harfe una nashinid, age mikhaym ke ma ham liaghate hamchin zendegi ee ro dashte bashim, rahesh sakht nis, kheyli rahate, az khodemun shooroo mikonim va aslan ham be baghie kari nadarim, age faghat kari ke behemun misparand ro juri anjam bedim ke vejdanet razi bashe kafi has. nemihkad fek koni ke mazhakeye baghiye mishi ya inke bara khodet dardesar mishe. aslan nemikhad ekhtera koni ya inke har ja rafti bekhayt system o dorost koni, to khodet o dorost kon hame dorost mishan, vahame yaani ma va ma ham yaani iran.

omid varam ke khastatun nakarde basham,
az inke bazam ziad shod sharmandam, amma in hame vaght ta hala hadar dadim inam rush
Ebrahim Jeddi

1 comment:

Amir Hossein said...

Ebi jan,
Khoshhalm ke residi in var e ab o ja oftadi o safa mikoni! Tabrik migam kehili ziad!
Hamin tori aks beferest ma ham hal konim! :-)
Amir Hossein